Friday, September 19, 2025

A Marine, A Soldier and an Airman die in a crash and go to Heaven. Upon meeting St. Peter, the three have to plead their case for entry through the Pearly Gates.

The Marine goes first. “I served my country honorably and saved my buddy from insurgents in a firefight,” he says. St. Peter nods in agreement. “That is indeed worthy of entrance.” The Marine is allowed into Heaven.

The Soldier goes next. “I served my country with full devotion and received a Purple Heart and a commendation medal for my actions in Iraq,” he says. St. Peter considers his words and nods his approval. The Soldier is granted entry into Heaven.

Finally, it’s the Airman’s turn. “I was in Security Forces,” he begins. St. Peter cuts him off. “Wait, you were SF?” he asks. The Airman nods. “Great,” says St. Peter. “Watch the gate a minute, I need to take a piss!”

Wednesday, October 8, 2025